Denis Damocles the real hero of paris, at number 1!!
I love him so much, even if nobody else in the fandom likes him, all that matters is that I like him.
He might be old, and fat, and a coward, and childish, but he's one of the loves of my life, he's number one for a reason!
Taichi Kabasawa, the niche internet microceleb, holding the number 2 spot!
This Huge Hippo Hungry for Honor is usually up there in my likes, I mean, what's not to love about him?
He's attention seeking, greedy, obsessed over becoming viral and fat! it's everything I want in a man!
And he should be greatful I even care enough about him to put him on this list, because it's the only kind of attention he'll recieve for a very long time.
Jun Kobayashi is at number 3, looking as bright as he can be!
I have a soft spot for cute things, and Jun is a cute thing! out of the three routes for tennis ace, he's the one I want to date the most!
Unfortunately for him I may have accidentally given him a heart attack during his route despite knowing of his condition...sorry, but that ain't canon, I reloaded!
Theres something else about Jun that I relate to on a very personal level, but like a youtuber who doesn't feel like recording more for his once-every-ten-year upload, go play the fucking visual novel!
Koji Koda timidly accepts his award for number 4!
Aside from another character, I've had a crush on Koda for a very long time! he's basically the only reason I kept up with My Hero Academia for as long as I have!!
He's cute, anxious, non-human, and an animal lover! (I'm still making him eat meat when we have lunch together, screw my vegan headcanon I have of him!!)
Sadly he's a pain in the ass to doodle in my sketchbook, but I'm pretty sure his creator feels the same way, a small price to pay for rock boy!
Since nobody will actually read this, I can say that isn't it weird that his hero costume's mask looks like a pup hood? maybe he has his own FA account~ oh la la~~~~
Tokoyami Fumikage would like to say a few words before accepting his spot at number 5,
"What a mad banquet of darkness."
This isn't that other character, but he's close enough! birds are my favorite animal, and Tokoyami is a bird! (kind of)
He's so gloomy, and cool, and I just wanna ruffle his (apparently) hair!
Reinhardt Wilhelm is at number 6!
He's old, buff, and masculine, one of the laundry list of things I find attractive in a man, sue me!
Honestly, he's so basic but he's always in the back of my mind, I should really commission him and my fursona together, maybe he can be like my grandpa?
That sounds nice, or we could wrestle! I'm pretty sure one of his sprays has him in a singlet, I'd win every time!!!
Panda is at number 7!
He's very interesting for a variety of reasons, one of them being he's the only character I like in Jujutsu Kaisen!
He's also the only character I have merch of IRL! isn't that surprising? it's a little sad to see so much merch of him just collecting dust on ebay, but who cares! I love him! he's NOT a panda!
Gojo keeps kicking me out of Jujutsu High because I kept on hooking up with Panda, that blind freak must be jealous his boy-toy is being puppeted by an old man.
Heres a spoiler for you, Honored One, Chapter 226, go fuck yourself.
Selkie is at Number 8!
Did studio Bones need to go so hard with having an anime only character be so rugged and cute at the same time? hell no! but I'm glad they did anyway!
Selkie let's be masc4masc, I saw you on Grindr! I'll even call you cute when I fuck you! Don't ignore my messages!!
Because let's be honest, nobody wants you, you mutant freak, so why don't you just settle with another freak like me? at least then you'll be happy.
Senshi is at number 9!
Theres a reason why I don't visit that dungeon, he keeps kicking me out because I would constantly trip him and look under his clothes! (fucking prude...)
Another old, masculine, and fat guy on this list, what a surprise! I have a type!
He's also a good chef! and he can cook just about anything he finds in the dungeon, no wonder he's survived down there for so long!
The only reason I saved you from getting tentacle fucked by that feral illithid was because I want you all to myself, and you kept pushing me away.
Rot in that dungeon for all I care, no one else will love you like I do.
Big the Cat is at number 10!
I love me some cute, fat boys! and he's no exception, he's also stupid!!! (like me)
Sometimes I imagine to threaten to squish froggy if he doesn't have sex with me, or that I'll tell him where he is if he just pays attention to me.
Him being stupid is my favorite thing about him, it makes everything he does feel so...genuine to me, idk.
Though apparently they got rid of his dopey voice, which is dumb, that made him hotter, bring it back sega!!!!!